MJ forever

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2. Then look at a white wall and blink

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1. Are you in love? Yes 
2. What is this person’s name? Laura AKA Pringle AKA Doris aka Merlin’s Master!
3. How long have you known this person? Tech we have been talking for 2 years very soon :) 
4. What first attracted you to this person? Their eyes… I just died when i saw her eyes
5. Who approached who first? I approached her first
6. How long did you know this person before you were “in love”? I fell for her right away but took a bit longer to have the LOVE
7. Are you married to this person now? No but we will be :)
8. What physical attribute are you most attracted to on this person? She has the most amazing smile, the most amazing eyes, the most amazing body.
9. What physical attribute on this person do you find least attractive? None
10. If you could change one thing about this person, what would it be? That she would feel better about herself.
11. I love when this person… just talks to me even a Hi makes me smile
12. I hate when this person… starts being negative about herself
13. Have you ever cheated on this person? No
14. Has this person ever cheated on you? Not that I know of
15. Do you have any children with this person? Nope but it is on the cards :)
16. Who is the most dominate in this relationship? She is without realising it 
17. Do you argue much? Sometimes and I hate it
18. If so, who apologizes first? Me coz I am the one who is always in the wrong
19. Which of you is the slob? I would say me but… she is just as bad as i am 
20. Which of you is the smartest? She is
21. Which of you is the breadwinner? Me atm
22. Which of you is the most romantic? Me I think
23. Which of you would be most likely to ask for a breakup/divorce? Well after recent events she might lol
24. What is this person’s favorite color? Blue
25. What is this person’s favorite number? 14
26. What is this person’s favorite food? Chinese and burnt pizza
27. What is this person’s favorite thing to do? stay busy and always be talking to me
28. What is this person’s favorite restaurant? Anything that does Chinese food
29. Is this person allergic to anything? Recently discovered she gets hayfever
30. Have you and this person ever broken up? Yes
31. Do you think that you and this person spend enough time together? No
32. When you are not together, who misses who the most? ME ME ME ME ME
33. Which of you would be considered the better “catch”? ME
34. Which of you is more outgoing? ME
35. Which of you is more organized? Me sadly
36. Which of you is the better “homemaker”? ME again
37. Do you see yourself with this person in 20 yrs.? Yes 
38. What about you do you think this person is most attracted to? my sexyness
39. If this person could change one thing about you, what would it be? Better health 
40. Here is you opportunity to tell this person how you feel about them…

I love you more then words can say. I know we have had a lot of troubles recently but when I say forever I mean it. You are my rock and my world and thank you for being there for me when I needed you most coz I know a lot of people would of left me on my own. I hope I make you as happy as you make me.

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1. Ever cheated on someone? How many times?: No
2. How old were you when you lost your virginity? Or if you are a virgin, what age do you think you’ll lose it at?: ……… 
3. Are you “in love” with somebody? Yes and she is the most amazing girl ever!
5. Have you ever done anything sexual on your parents bed?: no
6. Ever been “the other person” in an affair?: yes
7. How many people do you have a crush on right now?: Can you have a crush on the person you are with? coz if so then just my one and only :)
9. Ever had a one night stand?: No
10. Ever gotten drunk and couldn’t remember the night?: Many Times
11. Ever been sexually harassed and/or assaulted?: N/A
12. Ever had a crush on your neighbor?: ewww no
13. Ever snuck out of the house?: Yes
14. How many illegal drugs have you tried? 3
15. Do you do any drug regularly?: ;)
16. If you’re underage, do you still drink and/or smoke cigarettes?: im 18 and old enough to drink where I live but I use to drink and smoke before I was 15 lol 
18. Ever attempted suicide?: 4 Times
19. Ever been to therapy? What for?: Struggles, depression, self harm, abuse…. the list foes on
20. Have you ever been so upset that you stopped eating?: Yes not that I could afford to coz I am a diabetic 
21. Are you clinically depressed? Are you taking anything for it?: No I use to though
23. How old were you when you first got kissed?: 12
24. Is there any “friend” of yours that you secretly hate but talk to anyway?: yes quite a few
25. Ever been in a relationship and wanted to end it, but stuck with it for some reason?: No
26. Ever sent naked pictures to someone?: Yes 
27. What about sent them to someone you met over the internet?: Yes
28. Ever been abused?: N/A
29. Did you ever run away? How long were you gone for and what happened?: A few hours. I had a fight with my sister when I was 9 run out of my house and bunked a train 6 stops to my aunts house then she called my mother.
30. Do you ever lie to yourself about things so much that you believe it?: Only when I wish for things that I know wont happen.
31. Have you ever liked someone when you were dating someone else?: No
32. Ever dated a friend’s ex?: No
33. Ever done something with your friend’s significant other?: No
34. Did anyone ever confide in you about being gay/lesbian?: Yes
36. Do you know of someone who has done a horrible crime but never got caught? Yes
37. Ever stole a large sum of money?: No
38. Ever purposely threw up?: No
39. Ever had an eating disorder? What happened?: I eat to much which could be considered a disorder.
40. Did you or anyone you know have an abortion?: Yes
41. Were you or any of your siblings in an accident?: Yes a few times.
42. Ever found porn on your parents’ computer?: No but i found a VHS tape of german porn in my mums room when i was 8 hahaha
43. Do you look at porn?:No
44. How many people have seen you naked in person?: My mum when I was a baby and when i slept naked n she come into my room lol
45. What about through pictures?:
46. Ever had cyber/phone sex? Yes
47. Ever got a piercing behind your parents’ back?: I got both tragus’ pierced when my mum was in a coma does that count?
48. Ever sold or bought an illegal substance?: Yes
49. What’s your #1 biggest fear?: Losing my wifey
50. Have you ever faced that fear? What happened?: Yes I cried I didnt eat or sleep and felt like I had no one 

When I was younger and my parents left the house.

Me then:

me now:

But then when they weren’t home by the time they said they would be home:

OH MY GOD, THEY DIED.

hahahaha

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